To whom it may concern

This is an old account which I no longer use. I was wrongfully deactivated without warning, and by the time support got back to me and reinstated my account I’d already settled into a new one. I can now be found at @typhus-andronicus.

bogleech:

Whoa….

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….There’s LICHENS!

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I’m lichen the look of this

generalgrievousdatingsim:

generalgrievousdatingsim:

generalgrievousdatingsim:

im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

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like idk how accurate these are but somehow they manage to be both peak shitposting humor and genuinely helpful suggestions

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fuck self-help books and therapy, all i need to make it in life is my trusty Cowboy Tips™

(via gailyinthedark)

starshipspirk:

revfrog:

tenaflyviper:

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…

the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck

(via toaarcan)

alliswyattonthewesternfront:

yes hello 911? I’d Iike to report a crime

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(via iftadwascool)

austimpowers:

what were your guys’ childhood movie obsessions? i used to watch monsters inc and the master of disguise on loop on vhs as a kid and i think that says a lot about how i turned out

(via coldgoldlazarus)

dwergaz:

spelling babies as “babys” briefly disrupts electronic equipment in the same way that Slenderman does

babys - the baby abyss

(via iftadwascool)

stinkyhat:

stinkyhat:

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took a while but i did it

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(via ardentflair)

sisterreisaid:

never-obsolete:

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Promotional wallpaper for NVIDIA GeForce4 Ti

At the tech demo they release this guy

Every graphics card has one of these inside